FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

24 points. Usually that's enough to secure a game, even in the first half.

There goes the Lakers chances this season.

Goddamn I hate the Boston Celtics.

BUNGALOW MARCASSO

This place is around the corner from where I live. I like to walk over there and pretend I can afford some of the stuff they sell.

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WOW

I'm a diefrickinhard Lakers fan, but things are not looking good. Yes, they won last night, but it wasn't pretty. You think Garnett and Pierce are going to play that poorly again? No. Sure, Odom and Gasol decided to take the night off too, so maybe they can help get game four. But I'm not so sure.

UH OH

I told you. I fucking told you.

The goddamn Boston Celtics are ruining my life and the lives of millions of other Lakers fans. If LA doesn't win tonight, ah fuck it, I'm not even going to finish that thought.

FANCY EATIN' AND TOUGH-GUY DRESSIN'

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BO KNOWS DYING

Ok, I know, the title is really rude and stupid. But I couldn't help myself.

Bo Diddley died today. He was 79. That's a bummer, but at least he lived a long life. I saw him at the Orange County Fair about ten years ago and it was a great show. He sat down for most of it, but it didn't matter. Not too many people, which was lame, but Diddley rock nonetheless.

So Bo, if there is an afterlife, I'll be seeing you again. If not, thanks for the great tunes.

WITH THE GOOD COMES THE BAD

An incredibly busy week (one that isn't over) has prevented me from posting much. I could go into detail about my overload of work, but that's boring. Let's get to the real shit.

THE LAKERS ARE IN THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so over Kobe Bryant at the beginning of the season and thought he should have been traded. Call me crazy, but there's something about hearing guys my age who make millions upon millions of dollars for playing basketball complain that drives me a little crazy nuts. Hey Kobe, let's switch places for a month. You can have my dilapidated apartment and watch as the hundred-dollar checks coming rollin' in and I'll bang your smoking hot wife in your mansion while ordering five star meals three times a day. Ok, so maybe I'm a bit jealous...

But alas, KB24 wasn't traded and I can continue to root for him. Until he cries again. I don't think Lakers fans will ever see the day Kobe's not a whiny little bitch.

So yeah, I'm happy. Way happy. But nothing lasts forever.

The Lakers are playing the Boston Celtics. I hate the goddamn fucking Boston Celtics. In fact, I don't really hate anything in this world except for the Boston fucking Celtics. Didja hear that team chanting "Beat LA" after they eliminated Detroit? Ugh. It pisses me off.

Why?

Because the Lakers are my team and for the duration of my 28 years, they've been the dominant franchise in the NBA. But history is not on our side. The Lakers have defeated Boston twice. The Celtics have defeated the Lakers eight times.

Of all the teams to meet, we had to get the goddamn motherfucking Celtics. I want to believe my Lakers can beat that three-man team, but I'm not so sure. There is nothing, I mean nothing, worse than the thought of the Lakers getting all the way to Finals only to lose to Boston. None of us can predict the future, but if the Lakers are going to lose, they should have done us all a favor and lost to San Antonio. That I can take. Boston? That's another story.

I'm getting anger goosebumps just typing this. Fuck you Boston. I was in your city once for all of three hours. Most of it was at a train station. It was January and fucking freezing. Your architecture looked neat and the few people I spoke to were nice, but your team can go fuck itself.

Please, oh please...let's not lose to the Boston Celtics.