I SUFFER FOR MY ART

I shaved my head a few months ago. I did this for a few reasons and I'm really glad I did. But one bummer of not having hair to dye black anymore is that I can actually see my gray hairs. This sucks.

What's worse is, about a month ago I got an idea for a great Halloween costume. What is it? You'll just have to wait and see. But I will say that it requires a bit of hair. So I haven't had a cut in a while and I don't plan on trimming it until October 31 (my costume involves a particular hairstyle and that's all I'm gonna say).

With the fuzz atop my head growing in, it seems like I find a new gray hair everyday. Today I noticed one right in the front of my widow's peak. That's in addition to the bunch that seem to be taking over the left side of my head and a rebellious bunch in the dead center of my head.

There's not really a point to any of this, but someone in Internetland must feel my pain. Right?

BONFIRES BURNING BRIGHT

Let's face it...Christmas sucks, Thanksgiving's nothing more than a turkey slaughter and your birthday is a reminder that you're getting old. But Halloween, that's something different.

Halloween rules. We get to dress up like fools, pig out on candy and party like New Year's Eve. What's not to love?

I won't pretend that I listen to the Misfits all that often anymore, but there's no better Halloween band than the four guys from Jersey. So pop it in your CD player or iTunes or whatever the fuck you have and rock out.

Hail Satan!!!!!!!!!